Claire aka Cleric aka Higby Cruntington Thinmint aka Godless Heathen. I reccommend you call me Snorty Claire. I'm some type-a queer chick. Honus Honus held me like a fish. My only real accomplishment. Gnarly.
since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr
OKAY. GUYS.
When this came out and I saw it for the first time I was FLOORED. Little me was IN LOVE with the sparkly red dress, the intensity, and how she belted this song out.
I replayed it a thousand times and tried to sing along, and to this day it’s stuck with me and still inspires me in little ways and it’s like my dream to sing this in front of a crowd, THIS VERSION. It’s the best cover of this song ever made and I’m so glad it exists. I will listen to this song forever and ever.
i lose my shit every time i remember that there’s a female yoda named yaddle
every time i see this post i feel inclined to point out that not only did she exist, but in the expanded universe, when she was only a padawan, she survived over a century in an underground torture chamber using only the force and a wooden stick. she literally became one with the force because she had nothing better to do and the only reason she died was because anakin skywalker got himself captured and she had to absorb a bioweapon into herself to save an entire planet. also she liked to sneak sweets into youngling’s cloaks
yaddle
she was also yoda’s sister and no one knows what the fuck they are like both yoda and yaddle had no idea where they came from or even what species they were because they were the only ones ever seen
Wasn’t that the puppet that was made for “young” Yoda before they realized they weren’t flashing back quite that much so they’re just like “shit make it a girl name it Yaddle I don’t care”
The Incredible Stories Of All 3 Times Bill Gates Has Eaten A Hot Dog
It was the first day of college, and Bill Gates stood silently in the middle of his Harvard dorm room. Suddenly, his roommate burst in.
“I found a hot dog in the woods,” he said. “Let’s eat this fucker!”
Bill had never eaten a hot dog before, but he wanted to impress his new roommate.
“Okay,” said Bill. “I’ll take the bite. I bet it will taste tangy, like an orange or a lemon.”
“Good joke, Mr. Microsoft,” said Bill’s roommate, ribbing Bill for the name he’d accidentally given at the freshman orientation icebreaker. “It’s going to taste like bread and meat. Okay, you go first.”
Bill took a small bite of the hot dog and immediately started choking. His roommate performed the Heimlich, and the chunk of hot dog that had been lodged inside Bill Gates’ windpipe flew out the open window and into the courtyard of historic Harvard University.
